We are true friends.
If I were sky, u would be a bird.
If I were sea, u would be a fish.
If I were flower, u would be a bee.
If I were tree, u would be a monkey.
Who says English is easy?
I don't believe.
Can u fill in the blank with even \"Yes\" or \"No\"?
\"___\", I'm a fool.
U see? How?
If u can't answer, ask another fool.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher